Recently, Kink.com founder and CEO Peter Acworth asked Tomcat, Director of FuckingMachines.com, if he could spare a machine for permanent use on the TheUpperFloor.com. Tomcat offered up the original Intruder, as a newer model had effectively replaced it. The Intruder then got a face-lift in the form of a new base of stained wood trim, a tummy-tuck that shrank its footprint by moving its motor, and a nose job that replaced its too-heavy steel shaft with one of aluminum. The result is a sexier, more elegant Intruder, which will effortlessly blend in with the Edwardian décor on The Upper Floor. We humbly suggest one further improvement to complete its near-perfect design -- steam power.

Comments (1) | Posted: February 5, 2010

With Valentine's Day approaching, we thought it the perfect time to ask some of our pornstars about love and sex, specifically how they navigate the treacherous and rocky straits between the porn biz and their relationships. Cherry and Mister Torn give us the perspective of pro performers who also run a webcam porn business out of their home. Charlotte Vale and John Henry explain their artfully managed master-slave dynamic as it pertains to both on- and off-camera activities. And Bella Rossi talks about how she deftly and lovingly finds ways to respect her husband's issues with her career.

Comments (8) | Posted: February 2, 2010

This Wednesday, Maitresse Madeline is hosting a Live Tea Party to officially welcome Isis Love into the DivineBitches.com family of Dommes. Tea will of course be served by naked slave boys -- with the addition of a special new accessory designed by Madeline and built by the Kink prop shop. Since this tea-device compliments a human body, certain measurements had to be taken using a live boy. Slave Zak volunteered his services, and appropriately suffered in the service of his mistress. What is this mysterious new item? Watch and see for yourself. And don't miss its delicious debut during High Tea with the Divine Bitches, LIVE on January 27th at 2pm-5pm PDT.

Comments (7) | Posted: January 26, 2010

If you've been wondering how our new live streaming technology affects your porn-consuming experience, then wonder no more. KinkLive.com delivers one of the most superior live viewing experiences you'll find anywhere online -- but don't forget that you can also plug your computer right into your HDTV set. And by typing your wishes into the chat window while watching, you're also able to make your every request heard and acted upon immediately by our hot, willing, and attentive models. It's the highest quality, most interactive way yet devised to get your kink delivered hot and fresh every day to your living room! Watch our little demo to see how easy it can be, then grab yourself a DVI-HDMI cable such as this one here, and you'll be ready to plug in and get off.

Comments (8) | Posted: January 25, 2010

We've got so much going on we can barely keep up. PublicDisgrace.com got extra disgraceful this week while shooting in a bar. We've been breaking in a new EPA, and decorating and lighting a brand new set. The TheUpperFloor.com explored literature in the context of BDSM (and made it dirty!). And Mother Nature once again attempted to flush our sets down San Francisco's storm drains -- but this time we were ready. See it all in This Week in Kink!

Comments (4) | Posted: January 23, 2010

Since TheUpperFloor.com's conception, Van Darkolme has been a on a quest for just the right male slaves to serve him and his fellow male Doms within the walls of the great house. Now, BoundGods.com is celebrating the successful culmination of many hours of grueling slave training with a Gay Bondage Sex Party on the Upper Floor. Van has invited forty guests to this extravagant gala to use and break in house slaves Patrick Rouge and Drake Jaden. Members will get to vote on the slaves' performance, and decide which slave will be honored with the privilege of receiving a fresh bukkake shower from the attending guests. Don't miss this very first BoundGods.com Party, broadcast LIVE from the Upper Floor on January 23, 2010 at 7:00pm PST!

Comments (3) | Posted: January 22, 2010

This Friday's UltimateSurrender Tag Team Championship will be a battle to remember. This season finale match pits Team Dragon — Ariel "The Assassin" X (last season's US champ) and Wenona "The Gymnast" against Team Ninja — Vendetta (2008's US champ) and Isis "The Goddess" Love. We take a look back at old grudges sure to be reignited in the ring during this all-out war between four of the mightiest titans of US. This pulse-pounding championship match, fought in front of an audience full of rowdy fans, will be broadcast LIVE this Friday, January 22nd at 7pm PST on KinkLive.com!

Comments (6) | Posted: January 21, 2010