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FuckingMachines.com Introduces the Chainsaw Masochist

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Fucking Machines Director Tomcat is constantly on the hunt for exciting new machines to add to his arsenal of pleasure devices. With several completely new machines currently in production, Tomcat decided to spend some time reinventing the concept of one of his most popular but troublesome machines, the Lick-a-chick. The general idea remained the same, but Tomcat and Kink.com Art Department Director Xgaw decided to completely rework the design of both the chainsaw and the tongues, as well as add an interchangeable bar fitted with leather paddles. After many months of hard work, the machine was finally ready for Tomcat to take out for a test drive, and what better place than on his RV road trip down the California coast. While it was clear that it still needed some minor tweaking, Tomcat was confident that after a few more tests and refinements the Chainsaw Masochist would quickly become one of Fuckingmachines.com's most popular machines.

Comments (9) | Posted: October 15, 2007

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10/17/2007 2:17 AM Logan says:

The chainsaw could hold a reservoir of lubricant that gradually keeps the 'tongues' smooth and wet.

and those paddles seem way too floppy to be rotated at such speeds... awesome idea though, keep at it!

great intro btw :)

10/17/2007 1:52 PM harry2000 says:

Very funny! Perhaps you should open another site called slapstickandsubmission. Keep your playfull attitude.

10/20/2007 1:54 PM Carol says:

Great to see the tongues in action Tomcat, what next?

10/24/2007 5:17 PM tomcat says:

I have to admit out of all the machines used on the Fuckingmachines road trip, I was most worried we would get busted for this machine! It's loud, and I mean loud.

The CM definitely needs more tests (tough job, I know) and tweaking but it should so be ready to please very soon.

C

11/06/2007 10:59 AM nebasztass says:

why the chainsaw design though? a simple dial would do the same action, and it would be a way much easier to design & handle. and quieter also, i assume.

11/07/2007 10:35 AM tomcat says:

Neb - I wanted something hand held that resembled a common house hold machine - something everyone could relate to or imagine as a fucking machine (like a handmixer or a tiger saw etc). Plus, it's naughty ;)

11/09/2007 11:20 AM nebasztass says:

i see.
btw i've always been fantasizing about seeing some ation with a mixer of [this|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Handheld_Electric_Beater.jpg] type with two spinning dildos attached for double penetration. is there a chance considering a machine like this in a shoot?

11/09/2007 11:27 AM nebasztass says:

i see.
btw it's always been my fantasy to see a mixer of [this|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Handheld_Electric_Beater.jpg] type with two rotating dildos used for double penetration. would you consider using such a thing for a shoot?

12/26/2007 7:14 PM Mike says:

Hmm. Is it just me..
Or does the masochist seem to be revolving the paddles in the wrong direction..?
Great idea though.

The Shaking mb an Issue..
Mb Build a Stand to support it.
Not something to secure it on.
But like a Rest.

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